Bucklist`s

Lassiter Bucklist
10. Take a bath in a tub full of Wendy’s Frosty (straw optional; spoon mandatory)
9. Meet Bette Midler
8. Learn to rap like Fetty Wap
7. Jump out of an airplane. After pushing V out first
6. Drive a GT3 on an open track
5. Find true love
4. Little Mermaid Rhage
3. Do stand up at The Laugh Factory
2. Become an anesthetist
2a. Learn to spell aesthetician properly
1. Become a god

Vishous Bucklist
1. Throw Lassiter from a plane. Use his parachute as an a$$ cushion

Rhage Bucklist
10. Eat entire box of Fruit Loops
9. Sleep for 72 hours straight just to say I did
8. Memorize script of DIE HARD
7. Memorize script of DEADPOOL
6. Listen to Purple Rain album in the dark with Mary, RIP Prince Rogers Nelson
5. Make my Mary smile at least once a night
4. Buy new Rolex Presidential
3. Eat at Massimo Bottura’s Osteria Francescana in Modena, Italy
2. Pay back Lassiter for Little Mermaid bullsh**
1. Become a daddy

Butch Bucket List
10. Acquire a pair of lemon whites for the summer season
9. Explain to the backwards a&&holes I live with what lemon whites are
8. Get sleeve tattoo
7. Fix f**k-up front tooth
6. Meet Big Papi in person before he leaves
5. Be even partially worthy of Marissa
4. Use potato gun against resident Fallen Angel
3. Go to Rome and see the Vatican with Marissa
2. Become a dad
1. See the Red Sox win a World Series in my lifetime**
** THREE FU**KING TIMES THANK YOU VERY MUCH

become a Dad???   WTF?!%$§

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